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Bear Demotivational Poster


TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.




EPIC -


TAGS: damn greybeard bladder cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:13 am
Holy hell. This pic is like a love child between Star Wars, Night of the Lepus and Dead Snow. Wow!


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

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Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid bitch! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a photoshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumbshit XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin


TAGS: snuggle bear evil
Rating: 2.31/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:35 pm
It looks like a stuffed animal from Five Nights At Freddy's. I hate that game so much, it's just so stupid.
Stickfodder - November 3, 2009, 2:53 am
What the hell is this from?


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 3.6/5

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BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

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Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


Penguin Army -


TAGS: army lol wtf bear cavalry
Rating: 2.87/5

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Guest. - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
I thought they were on opposite poles of the earth.
Tartie - June 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
This is made of win.
Nichole - May 20, 2008, 1:39 am
roflmao. Genius.


THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

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zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"


TAGS: bear
Rating: 2.67/5
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 9:26 pm
cubbybear, I think your sis is angry because pedobear ran away to mexico with that kid you saw before...
Charles - September 28, 2008, 9:53 am
Cubby, your sis doesn't look happy to see me...


UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...




A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.


TAGS: hug bear
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
lol
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:40 am
I second that!
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 2:22 am
5neaky.. Nice first effort


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


BEAR GRYLLS - The only person who is more badass is MAYBE Chuck Norris.


TAGS: bear grylls tv man versus wild man wild chuck norris
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:35 am
biggest problem i have with bear is that he teaches and therefore encourages people to take drastic steps when they should really just wait for help. Too much focus on travel not enough on survival
moooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:28 am
Oh don't get me wrong. I'm watching the special with Will Ferrel right now. But when i put The things I've learned to practical use I ignore everything I have learned from Bear.
Arrogant Knight - June 22, 2009, 2:24 am
Mooo, you're right...But really, all that aside, it is still a pretty enjoyable show to watch.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:08 am
Also, Bear only started talking about his support crew after he got caught. In the first few seasons he never mentions them. Then suddenly, a disclaimer.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
following his advice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
You have that backwards. Les films himself, the crew is always at least a kilometer away. And only there for safety/insurance reasons. look it up. "Teddy Bear Grylls" is a total fake. leading survivalists call his show "dangerous" and recommend against
Winston Price - June 22, 2009, 1:30 am
Guys, guys. Bear Grylls TELLS you he has a support crew, and they only help him in EXTREMELY bad conditions. Survivorman had a camera man become angry, so the man filmed survivor man checking in at a hotel with all his gear on. Survivor man is a REAL fake
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:45 pm
Moooo is right bear is a proven and admitted fake with a 4 man support crew not just the cameraman. It is fun to watch but lacks the reality of survivorman.
Cheeseman - April 19, 2009, 4:34 am
Malcolm Douglas, the bare foot bushmen, is a show from australia. he is the ultimate survivor. he runs around australia wearin nothin on his feet and living off everything the aboriginals taught him growing up. own he does.
HGCaboose - March 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
First of all, Canada sucks, and 2nd, even though all the shit he does is fake, its still fun to watch. Survivor Man #1
moooo - February 28, 2009, 2:58 am
if you watch the show carefully you can spot the bullshit. Les Stroud on survivorman is a way better survivalist. but in all honesty Ray Mears knows more than both of the put together x2. And my bias would be fot Les the Canadian. (Canada Rules Fuckers)
mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:52 am
the show has already admitted to faking a lot of the survival situations thats why they have disclaimers now. also he admits to sleeping at resorts when the show claimed he was out in the wild for a week. I only watch now to see him get hurt.survivorman#1
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 2:04 pm
He's no fake, this guy is great to watch.
Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 3:17 pm
He was a Combat Survival Instructor and Medic with 21 SAS until 1997
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 2:46 pm
This guy claims to have been in the SAS but so have a lot of people. What is fact is he was caught staying in hotels when we was supposed to be 'roughing it'. To 'bitches' - SEALs are bad ass, they also bitch and moan more than any other SOF. Plus, they
Tanto - October 5, 2008, 1:06 am
Bear kicks ass. yes his camera man follows him but doest ever help him unless his life is in absolute peril. survivorman sucks he stays in one place and then gives up bear looks for trouble and has to find his way to help. and also his point his to help
Razor Eddie - September 25, 2008, 2:53 pm
Just a thought, because I'm not really sure, but wasn't Bear in the SAS? And why would he join the Navy, isn't he English? Your argument makes no sense. YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:31 pm
SEALS, do the shit he pretends to do when they are bored,,,,,,,,,bitches man, they suck dick too much
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:30 pm
bullshit, his camera guy can follow him everywhere he goes, the guy from survivorman is better, fucking fake British bastard child motherfucking cuntsicle dicksucking lying mothwer fucker, and nooooooooooooooooooooooooo im not done, join the fucking navy
keiren - August 20, 2008, 4:09 am
Ex-Fucking-actly.


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.


YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!


TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this shite.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Okay... START SINGING!
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.


APPARENTLY - It does


TAGS: does bear shit woods
Rating: 3.91/5

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mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack


TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

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TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902


TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !


GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!


TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

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Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


WIZARD OF OZ -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy pedo bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


A BIG JUICY STEAK - REAL Greybeards know true BLISS when they see it! A hot woman will not give you satisfaction like this


TAGS: greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.28/5

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CANADA - March 29, 2010, 11:38 pm
that's cooked perfect IMO. should be served with mushrooms and onions


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"


TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 4.09/5

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DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm
yah 5L, she would absolutely be shitting bricks if that glass cracked..
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Win. 5Ls!


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!


TAGS: bear suicide
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Dude, I'm bipolar! I can totally relate on an uncomfortable level. 5L + faved + sharing. Because sharing.... is caring. lol! This made my morning! I can put away the rope and chair now. JK. But seriously...
UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:23 pm
Poor Baby!


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




BEER - Goes better with your Bear.


TAGS: beer bear
Rating: 3/5

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Pitbulownr - September 2, 2009, 12:34 pm
No, not Dutch. But I do love your women and BEER!
omia - September 2, 2009, 11:38 am
english:dutch= beer:bier, bear:beer so the question are you dutch? it would make sence.


MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS -


TAGS: old due greybeard babe
Rating: 3.27/5

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MO - September 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
You meant "eating" right??
gusto - September 25, 2009, 3:11 pm
that's Flavio Briatore.. he's a billionaire .. he just got kicked out of the F1 renault team for cheating


DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -


TAGS: bears lions any mother
Rating: 4.63/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
Who do you think she's defending the kids from?
steve1961 - June 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
@ Trixie Probably the one she's growling at. Humans aren't the only ones who devour their offspring. Oops...was that out loud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2012, 8:09 am
3 lions. That's not my vote....just making an observation 5L.
Trixie - June 22, 2012, 7:25 am
I wonder who the Daddy is??...
Iconoclast - June 21, 2012, 8:14 pm
Excellent. Favorited.


1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.


TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.


WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a MILF).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




HANGOVER - Bears have it, too.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:44 am
sorry to ruin the 1L straight, but I laughed... 5 from me.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:24 am
at the comment, not the poster
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 am
lol
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
Don't be silly, thats just cubby trying to puke until gets the taste of this poster out of his mouth. =/


URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.




CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

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Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your ass. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. Fucking guy lives like royalty, hot and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than pedobear, who's just a minipimp assclown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you fucking idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called pedobear you fucking idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was Pedobear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


DON'T CARE BEAR - I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 2.79/5

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CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS' -


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.51/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant sex organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


UNBEARABLE -


TAGS: bad joke bear
Rating: 3.19/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:59 am
A pun is only as good as the groan it recieves. Buddy, you got it.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:55 pm
i've much longer versions of this joke, but it's a good one


BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.


TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

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Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...


SURPRISE - Buttseks!!


TAGS: surpirse buttseks bears saints
Rating: 2.35/5

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amy - August 19, 2008, 4:30 pm
you comment made me lol! you should do a motifake with that datnigga i'd give it 5 stars!!!
datnigga - August 19, 2008, 4:09 pm
the saints... are coming!


ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of hot sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


TO BE FABULOUS - You don't need anything but yourself




AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here


TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

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motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


[email protected]%&RS -


TAGS: amber lamps epic beard man
Rating: 1.77/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 1:22 am
I saw the video, but WTF is an amber lite??


MANBEARPIG IS REAL - He's super serial!


TAGS: manbearpig
Rating: 2.72/5


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.4/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise


TAGS: bear eats kid
Rating: 4.24/5

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house - June 17, 2011, 9:03 am
thx V. similar to yours in 136111
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:13 am
Cool pic..


Elisha and the Two Bears -


TAGS: elisha bears
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - December 6, 2015, 3:19 pm
somebody needs to masterbate
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:40 pm
God approves of witchcraft? Boy, is Salem's face red!
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:31 am
The Elisha method for handling bullies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 7, 2013, 1:31 pm
Amen! 5 Bears


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season




I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLANNING TO DO - But I've already got an erection


TAGS: dead bear
Rating: 2.48/5

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Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 6:09 pm
remember in Super Troopers, when they need a decoy to distract the cops? They get a bear fucking costume... this, is way more effective.


MAN VS. WILD -


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

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Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am
And a nice breakfast at the hotel before going to filming.


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




EXCUSES -


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

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lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


HALLOWEEN PARTIES -


TAGS: greybeard philosophy
Rating: 3.43/5

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RAWR - October 27, 2009, 2:59 am
mmmm. the crust's the best part...
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
...and crust.


MANBEARPIG - Because Al Gore really was super serious.


TAGS: al gore manbearpig
Rating: 3.11/5

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Al Gore - January 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
IT'S MAN-BEAR-PIG! I'M CEREAL!
SaiN - January 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
IT'S MAN-BEAR-PIG! I'M CEREAL!
Amaterasu - November 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Looks like ManPig. Where's a bear in that thing?
A'den - November 15, 2008, 7:54 pm
Or, a ManDogCow
surlawkcuftnuc - November 15, 2008, 7:31 pm
looks more like a mandogpig, but whatever


SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…




POLARBEAR - polar bear is watching you masturbate


TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 2.77/5

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Seb - November 18, 2008, 5:48 pm
This is random and not funny. It's just using a meme with a polar bear picture.
db - September 28, 2008, 4:51 pm
can i give your comment 5 lions?
... - July 15, 2008, 2:27 am
I'm not going to bash the fact that you used two words as a compound word in the 'Title'. However, I will bash the fact that you chose NOT to keep with it in the following lines.


STREET FIGHTING -


TAGS: bears fight humor
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:46 pm
Great Pic .


WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth


GIRLS -




HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.




DROPBEARS - Are Gonna Hunt Down Your Grandparents.


TAGS: dropbears
Rating: 2.21/5

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TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.




PAPA SMURF -




ARE YOU BLIND - It's a ManBearPig, clearly.


TAGS: manbearpig bestiality man bear pig mandogs dogs
Rating: 2.28/5

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aj - September 24, 2008, 11:08 am
omg that is seriously disturbing XD
Asa - June 30, 2008, 12:54 pm
omfg! it's manbearpig! for cereal!
cxvs - June 14, 2008, 7:36 pm
are you a fag? yes clearly


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm
*groan* ...you're old.


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

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kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


CAMPING -




CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: boldly bear club spectacular failure
Rating: 4.95/5

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CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 5:17 am
Yep!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry. Realised I went off-topic there. Great poster. Is that man dead now?
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:18 pm
Actually that's just given me an idea... Hope my next poster isn't rejected.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
Bless him. He did some good things as president. But he was only human, and as such, made the odd small mistake. Plus one HUGE one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:07 pm
Nixon was the one that said that if the President does it, it's not illegal, LOL.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:06 pm
And makes it that much funnier, too.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 1:50 pm
Lincoln or Roosevelt (Theo), one of them I think. Not Nixon, though, for sure.
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 11:47 am
Yosemite Sam?
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 11:01 am
If "speak softly and carry a big stick" doesn't work fast enough in a given situation, speak loudly, carry a bigger stick and use it! *hopes that someone will get the reference*


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




HEADACHES -




When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


BERZERKER TEDDY BEAR -




CUBBYBEAR - His Mother Always Knew He Was A Problem Child.




CAMPING RULES -




THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am
...Cubby?


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


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